World’s Largest Buried Arse

Monday, 15th September 2008 by

The Danish town of Fredericia is under attack!

A 35 metre tall giant is (admittedly very slowly), clawing his way out of the earth to wreak havoc upon the defenceless surface-dwelling Danes. So far the terrifying creature has only managed to completely free his hands, but he's threatening to break the rest of himself through at any moment.

Which means that we have the unique opportunity to present a very special award; this is, without doubt, quite probably the world's largest arse!

While we're unclear whether or not visitors may take a picnic onto the grass, we're sure that the giant's giant-butt-crack would afford a reasonable amount of shelter from the wind if someone chose to attempt such a thing...

This isn't the only example of giants breaking free from their underground lairs - over in Washington D.C. another giant is clawing his way out of the ground, watched by a crowd of onlookers (Wikipedia).

Given that he's managed to expose a little more of himself, perhaps we should be grateful that he chose to emerge face first...

Thanks to bjarnebf, Simon and Jimbo.